Updated: SMS SuZ is funny.

SuZ is an ingrate.

And that is why I’m going to tell the story here. Hmmph.

The other day SuZ and I had a date with Aaron to eat the green tea ice shavings with red bean dessert which I dreamt about and craved for for the second time (yah, I’m pregnant — I only accept angbao). The last time we had it, the three of us had trouble even finishing it. Granted that the two of them just had dinner and this thick horlicks+soya bean combination but the dessert was still a big enough bowl with a very tall stack of ice shavings and four scoops of red beans.

So, yesterday we were sitting in the shop and I asked SuZ if she wanted to share because the last time the three of us couldn’t finish it. Aaron, being a man, wanted his own bowl to prove his worth but anyway.. SuZ said, “No. I don’t want to share. I just had lunch.”

Ok. Let’s pause here and consider the logic of that statement: If you just had lunch, you would have been full. Thus, one can safely assume you would be fuller than most and would want to eat less instead of more. One way to eat less and save money is to share.

Well. Our little lady didn’t want to share and all I could do was shrug and pitifully say ok as SuZ blissfully ignored my advice and ordered two bowls of green tea ice shavings worth $5 each.

Needless to say, the bliss didn’t last long. Both of us could barely finish our own bowls.

Now, the ingrate is saying that I’m making fun of her because of the green tea ice shavings. What. Nerve.

I’m making fun of her because she’s SuZ.

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SuZ: Prease to be reminded that meeting we are taking tomrrow at rendezvous point, Chinatown stn, 1.30pm. C u there.

PY: Kns.

SuZ: What..

The conversation moves to MSN.

PY: wanna fight ah huh?

SuZ: no lah…

PY: want to fight is it?

SuZ: i is pacifier kind.

Aaron on SuZ’s ridiculous SMS: “I thought it was like an error or something.”

Sanah on SuZ’s ridiculous SMS: “Maybe she’s trying to be Tutuola..”

“No!” says SuZ.

As if.